- tumblr user: OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE SO-
- me: chill
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
- parent: whats 2 + 3 ?
- baby: f-f-f...
- parent: ...
- baby: 5 seconds of summer
- parent: oh no. its punk rock
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can